Unjust Jealousy

He-Man found out about the date yesterday. He left the house in a rage and returned last night dressed all in black carrying a white-grit covered batton. I was too scared to ask questions. I didn't want to even speak to him. I rolled over and tried to go back to sleep. I experienced the most disturbed, restless night of sleep. I had nightmares about what I can only imagine took place...